Why I hate Brooklyn

There are many reasons why I get annoyed at my new borough (babies! so many babies! the 40-60 min train ride instead of walking to work), but I think the most irritating thing about Brooklyn is store hours. Case in point: As I was walking back from the gym tonight (go me) I passed a vintage store. The hours? Mon-Wed "By chance." By chance? I'm not impressed by your whimsy. You own a store--you should keep it open, not close it when you "run out of food" (thank you, pizza place down the street).

You'd think the gym would make me less cranky. Well, you'd be wrong.