Why Women Love Shoes

So I'm trying to figure out what to wear for a second job interview. I've gained a few pounds since Matt and I started dating, so I can't wear any of my pants. And shopping today was unsuccessful. I hate shopping for pants. I hate shopping when I'm feeling fat. But you know what's always fun to shop for? Shoes.
I've been a size 7 since I was maybe 14. And no matter how my weight fluctuates, I'm still a size 7. I have 3 sizes of clothing: skinny, normal, and fat. But shoes? One size. This is why women love shoes and shoe-shopping. It's because unlike your pants or your skirts, your shoes will always fit.